B3 (Bachelor Number 3 - see previous posts); has winged his way to OS for Christmas, he will be away for three weeks but has promised to email me when he can. Have had a lot of emails and IMs back and forth, including from the airport while waiting for his flight, so this looks promising.
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Have three amusing and 'interesting' contacts to share with you all.
I got a request for contact from a 51 year old - thought OK - so we chatted a little and during the conversation I asked him if he was single "No but I am in an open relationship. does that matter?" DUH what do you think. Politely told him I wasn't interested - he then told me that he love the pics posted in my profile and the description about myself and he would like to "masturbate across my ample bosoms." I disconnect at that point and cut off contact, then proceeded to burst into laughter. Oh my, do I get them!!
Second - a hottie from the US, very attractive, 47 with an 8 year old son. Would like to chat for a while then fly over to 'conduct our relationship in person' - think he needs a 'greencard' or whatever we call them over here.
Third - a US member of the peace keeping force in Iraq, attractive 58 - by the end of the conversation with him he was planning marriage. He sent me a "ten foot long" email professing undying love and "I truly believe you are my soul mate, I have to tell you how much I love you and need you."
I mean what on earth do you say to an email like that? I was amazed, laughing and crying all at once. Honestly I may be 59 but I didn't come down in the last shower and I am that not 'desperate for a male" in my life!
Think he has been around too many camels in the desert; even a lovely 100 year old woman would probably get a proposal .... although some of those camels are really beautiful ..... rotfl.
Still knocking back contacts from the under 25s including one from China!! Beats me who is spreading the word about the crazy old chick in Australia who "loves"??? getting contact requests from post pubescent males under 25 ......
Anyway I will keep you posted on the 'dating game', how things pan out and if there is a bachelor number four anywhere, although I must admit I do like number three.... woo woo ... not sure if I should put the 'looking' on hold until he returns and we see what happens. I am glad I meet two others before this one as it puts him into perspective; and on the plus side he hasn't been in the desert lately.
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